Monday, January 15, 2007


The only problem with women is men.
Women like the simple things in life - like men.
Boys will be boys, but one day all girls will be women.
When a woman makes a fool of a man, it's usually an improvement.
Most men prefer looks to brains, because most men see better than they think.
I only wanted to have a child, not marry one.
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing, then they marry him.
What's the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they're drunk.
The average man is proof that women can take a joke.
Boys will be boys, but men are better at it.
What do you call a man who has lost 98% of his brain?
A widower.
They put one man on the moon. Why can't they put them all there?
What's an orgasm, Mum?
I don't know, luv. Ask your father.
If you catch a man, throw him back.
What do you call 500 men at the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
Men call us "birds". Is that because of all the worms we pick up?
Every man has it in his power to make one woman happy, by remaining a bachelor.
What is the useless bit of skin on the end of a penis called?
A man.

1 comment:

nenni said...

All that is so true!!!!!