Monday, January 15, 2007

The American Indian

(I've updated this one)

Barbara Walters was doing a 20/20 special on the American Indians.
She was interviewing Indians on a reservation, her escort was a brave with ONE feather in his head-dress. She asked him why he had only one feather. "Me only have one squaw, so me only have one feather" he answered.
Feeling that he might be joking, she asked a brave who had FOUR feathers in his head-dress, and he replied "Me sleep with four squaws, that's why me have four feathers".
Ms Walters was not convinced, so she asked the Chief, who had a head-dress full of feathers. The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said, "Me Chief! Me fuck 'em all - big, fat, short and tall, me fuck 'em all!"
Horrified, Ms Walters exclaimed, "You ought to be hung!"
"You damn right me hung! Big like buffalo, long like snake." he retorted.
Ms Walters cried, "You don't have to be hostile."
"Hoss style, dog style, wolf style, me fuck 'em all!" he commented.
With tears in her eyes, Ms Walters sobbed, "Oh dear."
The Chief looked shocked. "No deer! No fuck 'em deer! Asshole too high and fuckers run too fast. No fuck deer!"

1 comment:

nenni said...

LMMFAO! OMG! LOL