Saturday, November 25, 2006

WARNING: WATCHING THIS MOVIE MAY BE DETRIMENTAL TO YOUR HEALTH!

The movie in question? BTK Killer. Don't ever watch it. PLEASE. For the love of God, don't watch it. It has got to be THE worst movie I've ever had the misfortune to watch. I cannot believe people make this kind of shit. I could have done better with my mobile phone and a cast of monkeys, untrained that is.

It had the makings of a great horror movie. Based on a true story, from what I can remember, the BTK killer was a total psycho, wasn't caught for years and years. And the inaccuracies in this movie were unbelievable. I actually sat through the first "torture" scene, and with his name meaning "bind, torture, kill", I thought, oooh this should be great! I could not believe the scene was over. Where was the torture? Whoa, she got a rat shoved in her mouth. OMG TORTURE!!!!!!!!! I pretty much turned the movie off after that. Oh I perservered for about another 10 minutes, but I could not tolerate it anymore. What the fuck does an abbatoir have to do with the BTK? In real life, NOTHING! The guy that directed it was the same guy that directed Boogeyman, and although that wasn't a great film, it was watchable nonetheless. This one looks like it's been shot using the same kind of film they used in cheap 80's porn movies.

So "do yourself a favour" and don't waste 90 minutes of your life watching this claptrap. Rent or buy something decent. Do what I did and rent a good horror movie you haven't seen for a while. Like Blair Witch 1 and 2. Or even Candyman. But DO NOT WATCH THIS FILM!!!!!!!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Haha! You aren't gunna hold back on this one, are you?

LuNaMooN said...

Ooooh, no siree bob. I wasted $7 renting this piece of shit out. If I can stop someone else wasting their hard earned cash on this tripe, I will. Actually, I think $7 is probably how much the movie cost to make, so I'm fucked if I'll make the director any profits out of it!

nenni said...

Thanks for the heads up, sweetie!!

I love how you dont mince your words <3 Straight to the point and no holding back :D