a couple of jokes

These are just a few jokes sent by text message to me..

A butcher was talking to a friend. The friend says "what happened to you assistant?" The butcher says "he was sticking his penis in the bacon slicer. so I sacked him" The friend says "what happened to the bacon slicer?" The butcher says "I sacked her as well!"

What do you get if you cross a rooster with an owl? = A cock that actually stays up all night.

A man comes back from the amazon with a cock sucking frog and shows it to his wife. she asks "what should I do with that?" and he says "teach it to cook then fuck off!"