One of my fav movie quotes

It's shite being Scottish!! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilisation!. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonised by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonised by. We're ruled by effete arseholes! It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world wont make any fucking difference!! - Renton, Trainspotting

Red Dwarf quote of the day

Tongue Tied sang by Cat..Lister and Rimmer backing vocals

when I saw you for the first time (first time), my knees began to quiver (quiver)
and I got a funny feeling (feeling) in my kidneys and my liver (digestive system, baby).
my hands they started shakin' (shakin'), my heart began a-thumpin' (boom, boom, boom!),
my breakfast left my body (huey, huey, huey). it all really tells me something

girl, you make me tongue tied (tongue tied) tongue tied whenever you are near me (near me)
tied tongue (tied tongue), tied tongue (tied tongue), whenever you're in town

I saw you across the dance floor (dancing). I thought of birds and bees (reproductive system, baby)
but when I tried to speak to you (talk, talk), my tongue unravelled to my knees (flippety-flippety-flop).
I tried to say "I love you" (love you) but it came out kind of wrong, girl (wrong, girl)
it sounded like, "noo-noony-nee-noo" (tongue tied) na-ner-ner-ner-nee-nung, nirl

girl, you make me tongue tied (tongue tied) tongue tied, whenever you are near me (near me). be-dobby-durgle, dobby-durgle (tongue tied, tongue tied) whenever you're around

oh, I'm begging on my knees. sweet, sweet darling, listen please.
understand my when I say..bedurble diggle doggle-dooby-doggle-durgle-day

I'm trying to say nungy-nangy (nangy-nongy) ningy-nongy..why cant I tell you clearly? (clearly) be dobby-durgle (dobby-durgle),
durgle-dobby (durgle-dobby) whenever you're around...whenever you're around, girl....

OI OI

Where is everyone?! Y'all disappeared on me? I know what's going on..it's all because of Daniel breaking stashup forum and chat! ahahaha

The cheese has slid off your cracker!

Don't ask :|

So...WHERE ARE Y'ALL?

Red Dwarf quote of the day!

Quarantine episode

Rimmer: So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you're completely sane?

Red Dwarf quote of the day

Backwards Episode

Lister: This is crazy! Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone....she'll never leave Fred and we know it

Red Dwarf quote of the day!

New thing I'm gonna start. Luna can join in too cuz she likes Red Dwarf =)

There will be a new Red Dwarf quote posted everyday (or near enough everyday)
First one is taken from series 4, DNA episode

Lister: Go, Kryten
Kryten: We've found something, Sir
Lister: yeah?
Kryten: I think it's one of the crew. A hideously malformed triple-headed skeleton with putrefied flesh hanging from it. It feel through Rimmer as we opened the lift door.
Lister: Is he all right?
Kryten: I believe he's just discovered what shirt tails are for.
Rimmer: All right, Kryten. You don't have to make me sound like a complete cowardly gimboid git. I'm fine now.
Kryten: So, shall I cancel the order to find your mother?

name the movie!!

Here's a quote from one of my fav movies. Try and guess which it is, and no cheating by pasting the quote into google!

Well, I attended Juilliard. I'm a graduate of Harvard Business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the black plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen The Exorcist about 167 times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it!! Not to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy! Now what do you think? You think I'm qualified?

NOTICE!!!!

In a galaxy very, very, very, very far away there lived a ruthless race of beings know as...Spaceballs.

Chapter Eleven

The evil leaders of Planet Spaceball, having foolishly squandered their precious atmosphere, have devised a secret plan to take every breath of air away from their peace-loving neighbour, Planet Druidia.
Today is Princess Vespa's wedding day. Unbeknownst to the princess but knownst to us, danger lurks in the stars above....

If you can read this, you don't need glasses


Name this movie without using google search for help! There are very big clues about it.

One of my fav movie quotes!

We've all seen this movie at some point in our lives...Dumb And Dumber. Well, I was watching it today and I just had to add my fav all time quote to here. So, here goes.....

Lloyd: you're it
Harry: you're it
Lloyd: you're it, quitsies!
Harry: anti quitsies, you're it, quitsies, no anti quitsies, no startsies!
Lloyd: you cant do that!!!
Harry: can too!
Lloyd: cannot, stamp it!
Harry: can too, double stamp, no erasies
Lloyd: cannot, triple stamp no erasies, touch blue make it true
Harry: no, you can't... you can't triple stamp a double stamp, you can't triple stamp a double stamp! Lloyd! you can't triple stamp a double stamp
Lloyd: LALALALALALALAL
Harry: LLOYD! LLOYD! LLOYD!!!
Mental: GUYS GUYS! ENOUGH
Lloyd: hey! wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
Mental: GUYS!!! GUYS!!! GUYS!!! fella's, think we could listen to the radio or somethin'?
Lloyd: radio? HAHA who needs a radio? ready Harry?....
Lloyd: mock
Harry: yeah
Lloyd: ing
Harry: yeah
Lloyd: bird
Harry: yeah
Lloyd: yeah
Harry: yeah.......

oh how I love this movie!!!